Posts Tagged ‘ Tea Party ’

EXPOSED: Democrats are the Party of Rapism

July 16, 2010
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Guard your orifices

Progressive rule has been, by all White House accounts, a resounding success. Despite this, Democrats are bracing for a very unforgiving election this November. How can this be, many in the party are asking themselves. The answer is simple. They just can not shake the stigma that the left is made up predominantly of...

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Obama Orders Changes To Karate Kid Remake

June 7, 2010
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The old Karate Kid

Knifework.net learned today from it’s exclusive Hollywood contacts that President Obama has ordered last minute changes to the remake of the 80′s classic “The Karate Kid”. The original movie features the story of a young boy who through sacrifice, hard work, humility and knowledge overcomes not only his tormentors but his own fear. Once...

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Left Confounded Over Tea Party Coverage

April 16, 2010
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Social Political Economy Political Parties Political

Hordes of disgruntled Americans took to the streets yesterday, participating in Tea Party rallies across the nation.  The aftermath has left progressives scratching their heads. “I just don’t get it,” mumbled political science professor Jim Hendrickson as he paced around his current place of employment, Starbucks. “Why did the Tea Party rallies get so...

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Tea Party(?) Candidates Take the Field

March 11, 2010
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From humble beginnings as a Nevada fur coat salesman, to Tea Party Candidate

Jon Scott Ashjian came out of nowhere to enter the Nevada Senatorial Race with the backing of his newly formed group, Tea Party of Nevada. “I don’t think Republicans own the Tea Party,” Ashjian said. “In fact, I know they don’t in Nevada, because I do.” Some are accusing this fresh, new, grassroots candidate...

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New Groups Emerge to Fill Void After Downfall of Coffee Party

March 5, 2010
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compilation

Hoping to gather citizens upset and saddened by the sudden failure of the new Coffee Party, ACORN has formed new ”Party” groups to harness that energy. “We feel that by splitting our people into multiple organizations we can prevent the facists on the right from attacking and defeating us in one blow” said current ACORN leader...

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Cable News Networks Ask Help To Root Out Bias

March 4, 2010
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Cable news networks, struggling to keep up in the ratings race, will ask the FCC to investigate charges of bias in their news programming, knifework.net has learned. Cable stalwarts CNN and MSNBC made the joint announcement on Thursday, shortly after the daily White House strategy conference call. A flurry of press releases indicated that the networks...

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