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		<title>The Sordid Relationship of Eric Massa And Rahm Emanuel</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since he has little to no dignity left anyway, resigning congressman Eric Massa (D-NY) lashed out in a radio interview about Rahm Emanuel and several steamy encounters the two have had. “Let me tell you a story about Rahm Emanuel. I was a congressman in my first eight weeks, and I was in the congressional gym, and I went down and I worked out and I went into the showers…I’m sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird and here comes Rahm Emanuel not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn’t going to vote for the president’s budget. Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?&#8221; Understandably, this incident deeply scarred the alleged sexual deviant, Massa.  And knifework.net has decided to report other such incidents that may or may not be true: In a closed door meeting about some appropriations bill, Emanuel apparently stroked Massa&#8217;s inner thigh tenderly while daring him not to include an amendment that would send $34,000 to a struggling bee farm in Kansas. After a speaking engagement at a small elementary school in upstate NY, Eric Massa was on his [...]]]></description>
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