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	<title>Political Humor &#187; Rahm Emanuel</title>
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		<title>The Sordid Relationship of Eric Massa And Rahm Emanuel</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since he has little to no dignity left anyway, resigning congressman Eric Massa (D-NY) lashed out in a radio interview about Rahm Emanuel and several steamy encounters the two have had. “Let me tell you a story about Rahm Emanuel. I was a congressman in my first eight weeks, and I was in the congressional gym, and I went down and I worked out and I went into the showers…I’m sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird and here comes Rahm Emanuel not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn’t going to vote for the president’s budget. Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?&#8221; Understandably, this incident deeply scarred the alleged sexual deviant, Massa.  And knifework.net has decided to report other such incidents that may or may not be true: In a closed door meeting about some appropriations bill, Emanuel apparently stroked Massa&#8217;s inner thigh tenderly while daring him not to include an amendment that would send $34,000 to a struggling bee farm in Kansas. After a speaking engagement at a small elementary school in upstate NY, Eric Massa was on his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>President Obama: A Man Who Believes in Capitalism</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 22:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Barack Obama admitted belief in the free market last week, drawing a fierce response from free market deniers. &#8220;The science is settled on this!&#8221; screamed  EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson, clarifying the President&#8217;s statement. Taking a moment to collect herself , she admitted,  &#8220;Alright, a consensus of scientists does now believe that a free market exists, but most are convinced man is the cause of it.&#8221; Revealing a graph that looked sort of like a hockey stick, but not really, she proved beyond her own doubt that the implementation of capitalism rose exponentially as mankind evolved from some sort of imaginary primordial goop. &#8220;Look,&#8221; continued Jackson. &#8220;Animals share. When dinosaurs roamed the earth, the tyrannosaurus and the triceratops lived in harmony. When the gazelle is hungry, the noble lion invites it to dinner. Only the human species, with one exception, is so bloodthirsty as to invent such a vile thing as Wall St.&#8221; Asked what the exception was, Jackson referenced the peaceful Native American Apache. The White House was quick to respond to the outcry. Chief of Staff and legendary Jewish Mobster, Rahm Emanuel issued a terse press release, &#8220;Just because the President may or may not believe in a so-called &#8216;free market&#8217; does not [...]]]></description>
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