Posts Tagged ‘ Joe Biden ’

Vice President Biden in Big F*#%@ing Car Wreck

March 25, 2010
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Vice President and sometimes pretend Sheriff Joe Biden’s motorcade was involved in yet another accident today, bringing the total number of accidents his motorcade has been in to somewhere around 23. 14 people sustained various injuries, though their names were not released as they are liberals and no one cares.  Biden was thought to have...

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Joe Biden Stranded in Haiti

March 9, 2010
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Minutes after giving a speech in Port-Au-Prince titled “Free Markets for Free Countries: Why Government Intervention Hurts Rather Than Helps,” Joe Biden found himself stranded in Haiti, a man without a country. The White House refused to comment on the speech, but an unnamed source called the speech “The last straw.” Reportedly, senior officials were not...

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