Posts Tagged ‘ healthcare ’

Obama Still Refusing To Release Death Photo

May 6, 2011
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Obama sad

Tragedy struck the White House Thursday when Che, the goldfish of President Obama’s daughter Sasha, was reportedly found floating on its side at the top of it’s bowl by Secret Service during a routine security sweep. The official story from the White House is that Che perished from an untreated case of Chilodonella.  Dr....

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Phil Hare Clarifies Remarks on Constitution

April 3, 2010
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Phil Hare doesn't worry about the Constitution

After days of being unfairly battered and maligned about comments he was tricked into saying by racist Tea Party terrorists, Rep. Phil Hare* of Illinois has gone on the offensive, lashing out at his detractors and putting his words back into context. “Look,” said a visibly shaken Hare. “I was nervous.  I was...

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Vice President Biden in Big F*#%@ing Car Wreck

March 25, 2010
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I just saved a bunch of money on health insurance by switching to Socialism!

Vice President and sometimes pretend Sheriff Joe Biden’s motorcade was involved in yet another accident today, bringing the total number of accidents his motorcade has been in to somewhere around 23. 14 people sustained various injuries, though their names were not released as they are liberals and no one cares.  Biden was thought to have...

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