Polls Archive

What is the best thing about Barack Obama's Presidency so far?

  • The Oil Spill. I didn't like the Gulf of Mexico anyway. (22%, 15 Votes)
  • The Economy. I've enjoyed taking the past two years off. (51%, 35 Votes)
  • Obamacare. I want him to kill off grandma. She's rich! (27%, 19 Votes)

Total Voters: 69

Start Date: July 1, 2010 @ 6:21 pm
End Date: No Expiry

Barack Obama...

  • Throws like a girl. (12%, 16 Votes)
  • Throws worse than a girl. (52%, 67 Votes)
  • This poll is offensive to women. (36%, 47 Votes)

Total Voters: 130

Start Date: April 7, 2010 @ 6:29 pm
End Date: No Expiry

Democrats have...

  • helped Americans. (11%, 4 Votes)
  • helped a bunch of lazy Americans to the contents of my wallet. (57%, 20 Votes)
  • I don't know, but Nancy Pelosi is one grotesque looking bitch. (32%, 11 Votes)

Total Voters: 35

Start Date: March 22, 2010 @ 10:48 am
End Date: No Expiry

Will Democrats Pass Health Care Legislation Through Reconciliation?

  • Yes, they are assholes. (42%, 11 Votes)
  • No, they are assholes. (58%, 15 Votes)

Total Voters: 26

Start Date: March 8, 2010 @ 8:47 pm
End Date: No Expiry

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