Obama Orders Changes To Karate Kid Remake

June 7, 2010
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The old Karate Kid

Knifework.net learned today from it’s exclusive Hollywood contacts that President Obama has ordered last minute changes to the remake of the 80′s classic “The Karate Kid”. The original movie features the story of a young boy who through sacrifice, hard work, humility and knowledge overcomes not only his tormentors but his own fear. Once...

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Department Of Justice Files Charges Over Tragic Spill

June 4, 2010
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Eric Holder

On Thursday Attorney General Eric Holder announced that criminal charges will be filed over the tragic spill that occurred 42 days ago in McKinney Texas.  Holder and his crack team were lucky enough to be on the scene at Spoon’s Diner when James Friday, age 11, carelessly knocked over a large glass of milk...

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Ask Amy: The Separation

June 2, 2010
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GORE

Dear Amy, My marriage of over 40 years has suddenly fallen apart , and I feel so lost. I just don’t understand how this could have happened. We’ve been going hot and heavy for years now, and by all indications, things were only getting hotter! I even had some of my peers assess our...

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After Pilgrimage to Gulf Miracles Performed

May 28, 2010
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Obama oil gulf miracles

A journey that was hindered by many setbacks, including golf outings and fundraisers, is finally over today as the one known as The One arrived on the shores of the Gulf of Mexico. Accompanied by his devoted press corp, Barack H. Obama greeted all with warm handshakes and arrogant smirks. The excitement here has...

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Obama awards himself Medal of Courageous Restraint for handling of BP oil spill

May 28, 2010
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President Obama ponders the implications of an environmental disaster before forming a bipartisan committee to ponder it for him.

In what appears to be a much needed pick-me-up in light of continuously sinking poll numbers, President Obama today awarded himself the first official Medal of Courageous Restraint for his valiant inaction in the face of the catastrophic BP oil spill off the coast of Louisiana. In an intimate ceremony, hastily organized immediately following...

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Ask Amy: The Press Secretary

May 27, 2010
By
gibbs

Dear Amy, I work hard in what can only be described as a thankless job.. or is it thinkless? Well, either way, nobody ever gives me the respect I deserve! Acting as the liaison between POTUS and the media might sound glamorous, but I’m here to tell you – it stinks! Reporters ask me...

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