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New Groups Emerge to Fill Void After Downfall of Coffee Party

Posted on March 5, 2010 | 1 Comment
Hoping to gather citizens upset and saddened by the sudden failure of the new Coffee Party, ACORN has formed new ”Party” groups to harness that energy. “We feel that by splitting our people into multiple organizations we can prevent the facists on the right from attacking and...
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Confused Senator Chris Dodd Speaks Out Against “Rehabilitation”

Posted on March 4, 2010 | No Comments
The senior U.S. Senator from Connecticut Christopher Dodd today spoke out against cries for rehabilitation in the U.S. Senate saying that “Now that Teddy is gone my drinking days are behind me”. Desperate attempts by fellow Democrat lawmakers to explain that the current topic is...
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Obama Goes After the “Pussy-whipped” Demographic

Posted on March 4, 2010 | 2 Comments
In an apparent attempt to appeal to the overwhelmed house-husbands of America, President Barack Obama openly defied his doctor’s orders Tuesday by eating at an infamous southern restaurant, telling reporters, “I don’t want any lectures about my cholesterol. Don’t tell Michelle.” The President’s numbers have...
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Cable News Networks Ask Help To Root Out Bias

Posted on March 4, 2010 | 1 Comment
Cable news networks, struggling to keep up in the ratings race, will ask the FCC to investigate charges of bias in their news programming, knifework.net has learned. Cable stalwarts CNN and MSNBC made the joint announcement on Thursday, shortly after the daily White House strategy conference call....
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President Obama: A Man Who Believes in Capitalism

Posted on February 28, 2010 | No Comments
President Barack Obama admitted belief in the free market last week, drawing a fierce response from free market deniers. “The science is settled on this!” screamed EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson, clarifying the President’s statement. Taking a moment to collect herself , she admitted, “Alright, a consensus...
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Vice President Biden Shames Critics With Performance

Posted on February 27, 2010 | 1 Comment
In the wake of the recent Health Care Summit, Critics of the Obama Administration are conceding grudging admiration for Vice President Joseph Biden in his handling of his nearly insurmountable workload. “He’s making it look easy,” said a former senior member of John McCain’s campaign...
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North America Braces for WAR

Posted on February 22, 2010 | No Comments
Tension between the United States of America and Canada continues to escalate at a rapid pace today, following TeamUSA’s 5-3 victory over Canada in Men’s Hockey last night. On the heels of this morning’s bitter exchange, first reported by this site’s Loren Heal, eye-witnesses report...
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TeamUSA Hockey Win Prompts Fear of Retaliation

Posted on February 22, 2010 | 2 Comments
"We never suspected they would attack us in an unprovoked way, eh," said Jacques de Nordiques, spokesman for the Royal Canadian Ministry of War.
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President Appoints Deficit Commission

Posted on February 19, 2010 | 1 Comment
Fighting hard against stagnation in the Federal budget deficit, President Obama has commissioned a blue-ribbon panel to recommend ways a commission could study some recommendations for raising taxes. “Let me be clear: this commission I’m commissioning is not about me,” Mr. Obama said, surprising the...
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We Can Never Thank You Enough, Carly Fiorina

Posted on February 16, 2010 | 8 Comments
An anonymous political underling of an unnamed candidate for a certain Senate primary race that shall remain nameless put together a theme song for the Demonsheep (that isn’t your screams). I liked it. I added crummy video. Enjoy. Or don’t. Die. See if I care. Fast...
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White House To End Self-Imposed Media Blackout

Posted on February 16, 2010 | No Comments
Republicans across the country hailed a move by the White House to end its self-imposed media blackout. An administration press secretary close to the issue made the announcement off the record in response to widespread Tea Party disappointment with the President. “The President only made 411...
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Tea Party Activists Demand More From President

Posted on February 12, 2010 | 2 Comments
Tea Party activists nationwide are disappointed with President Barack Obama’s first year in office, and are demanding a better second year. Organizer Jane Lastkall of the Vermouth, Wisconsin Tea Party group said, “He starts all of his speeches off with a history lesson, but then...
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Demonsheep is taking over the airwaves

Posted on February 11, 2010 | 1 Comment
Tonight at 9 p.m. pacific your immensely unfriendly neighborhood soul-eater will appear on BigHollywood contributor Larry O’Conner’s Internet Radio Show. If you are foolish enough to tune in, you will hear Demonsheep talk about politics and your mom with his demented overlords Leon Wolf, Rick Hornsby, and...
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