Polls
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Joe Biden Stranded in Haiti
Atkins Nutritionals Wins Bidding War for King Samir Shabazz
Obama awards himself Medal of Courageous Restraint for handling of BP oil spill
MSNBC To Air “Obama’s Kenya” Miniseries
Obama awards himself Medal of Courageous Restraint for handling of BP oil spill
Atkins Nutritionals Wins Bidding War for King Samir Shabazz
Atkins Nutritionals Wins Bidding War for King Samir Shabazz
Longest-Serving Senator Vows to Continue His Work
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Obama Declares Jihad on Economy
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Poll: Most Americans Hope Hurricane Earl Slams into Washington DC
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EPA Offers Compromise Regulations on Everything
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KNIFEWORK.NET IS HIRING!*
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Michelle “Antoinette” Obama Sets Frantic Vacation, Campaign Schedule
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Happy Birthday, Mr. President
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PRESS RELEASE: Obama Administration clears itself of wrongdoing(s)
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EXPOSED: Democrats are the Party of Rapism
16 July 2010 1:20 PM | No Comments
Latest Headlines
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Socialized Medicine Linked to Crippling Retardation
Posted on March 24, 2010 | 2 CommentsIn a stunning new study released today by the University of Ottawa, researches claim they have found a link between countries that have socialized medicine and debilitating retardation. “We are not sure yet just what aspect of universal health coverage causes retardation,” said provost Francois Houle.... -
Health Insurance Mandate Has Precedent, Says Legal Professor
Posted on March 24, 2010 | 3 CommentsIn the wake of many contentious statements after the passage of comprehensive health care reform, especially those concerning the mandate that Americans be forced to purchase health insurance and a spate of lawsuits from state officials nationwide, knifework.net consulted renowned legal scholar Dr. Rana Twedle of Naples... -
An Open Letter to the Democratic Party
Posted on March 22, 2010 | 3 CommentsFUCK YOU. -
HHS Using Web Game to Recruit New Surgeons
Posted on March 16, 2010 | No CommentsKnifework.net has found out that a popular children’s web game is actually a stealth recruiting tool aimed at recreating the success that the U.S. armed forces has had with America’s Army. According to our sources at the Department of Health and Human Services, funding for... -
Tea Party(?) Candidates Take the Field
Posted on March 11, 2010 | 1 CommentJon Scott Ashjian came out of nowhere to enter the Nevada Senatorial Race with the backing of his newly formed group, Tea Party of Nevada. “I don’t think Republicans own the Tea Party,” Ashjian said. “In fact, I know they don’t in Nevada, because I... -
Obama Makes SIN Mandatory
Posted on March 10, 2010 | No CommentsToday President Obama signed the bill that many have pushed for in recent weeks: SIN, or the Shift Into Neutral bill. The bill passed with bipartisan support but was often overlooked in a legislative session that has been dominated by rancor over health care reform.... -
The Case of the Missing Census Letter
Posted on March 10, 2010 | 5 CommentsI heard on teh Interwebz that the Census Bureau had sent out letters telling citizens that the Census Bureau would be sending them Census forms. I got no letter. Do I really need to explain how this made me feel? The hurt, the embarrassment, the... -
Knifework’s Official Response to a Blog That Should Have Been Ignoring Him
Posted on March 9, 2010 | 2 CommentsA tumultuous firestorm erupted on the interwebs today, seriously altering the lives of 5-6 people. As I am responsible, I wished to share my thoughts on the matter. First of all, exactly how am I responsible? Well, I touched the match to the powder-keg yesterday with this... -
Joe Biden Stranded in Haiti
Posted on March 9, 2010 | 3 CommentsMinutes after giving a speech in Port-Au-Prince titled “Free Markets for Free Countries: Why Government Intervention Hurts Rather Than Helps,” Joe Biden found himself stranded in Haiti, a man without a country. The White House refused to comment on the speech, but an unnamed source called the... -
The Sordid Relationship of Eric Massa And Rahm Emanuel
Posted on March 8, 2010 | 7 CommentsSince he has little to no dignity left anyway, resigning congressman Eric Massa (D-NY) lashed out in a radio interview about Rahm Emanuel and several steamy encounters the two have had. “Let me tell you a story about Rahm Emanuel. I was a congressman in my first eight... -
New Iran Sanctions Spark Protest
Posted on March 8, 2010 | No CommentsWhat would normally be a peaceful Sunday morning in Portland, Oregon was shattered by the sound of Converse All-Stars pounding the pavement in unison. “You better, you better, you’d better not take their Grandma’s sweater!” was the chant as a sea of hipsters shuffled slowly... -
On International Women’s Day US Behind Rwanda In Women’s Rights
Posted on March 8, 2010 | 2 CommentsIn honor of International Women’s Day Kavita N. Ramdas, CEO of the Global Fund For Women, spoke out today about the state of women’s rights in the United States, and especially how far behind it is compared to Rwanda. “In Rwanda women comprise 48% of... -
When the Right goes Wrong
Posted on March 6, 2010 | 5 CommentsI run the risk of alienating some of my conservative readers with this post, but sometimes the right does something so absolutely monstrous…so execrable, hideous and downright repugnant…that I can not allow it to go unchecked. I am speaking, of course, about this video (if you...
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