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Joe Biden Stranded in Haiti
Atkins Nutritionals Wins Bidding War for King Samir Shabazz
Obama awards himself Medal of Courageous Restraint for handling of BP oil spill
MSNBC To Air “Obama’s Kenya” Miniseries
Obama awards himself Medal of Courageous Restraint for handling of BP oil spill
Atkins Nutritionals Wins Bidding War for King Samir Shabazz
Atkins Nutritionals Wins Bidding War for King Samir Shabazz
Longest-Serving Senator Vows to Continue His Work
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Obama Declares Jihad on Economy
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Poll: Most Americans Hope Hurricane Earl Slams into Washington DC
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EPA Offers Compromise Regulations on Everything
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KNIFEWORK.NET IS HIRING!*
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Michelle “Antoinette” Obama Sets Frantic Vacation, Campaign Schedule
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Happy Birthday, Mr. President
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PRESS RELEASE: Obama Administration clears itself of wrongdoing(s)
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EXPOSED: Democrats are the Party of Rapism
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Latest Headlines
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Knifework Tech Review: The iSlam
Posted on May 18, 2010 | No CommentsRisking raids on our homes and offices (alright, it’s the same thing), knifework.net has been able to get our hands on the brand new portable device set to take the world by storm. We are talking, of course, about the iSlam. Sporting a sleek, compact... -
Obama Signs $867 Billion Pirate Bailout Bill
Posted on May 14, 2010 | No CommentsToday President Obama signed the $867 billion dollar Maritime Shipping Stabilization Act of 2010, a package of direct currency infusion, low-interest loans, infrastructure building, and military aid. Drafted and introduced in the House one month ago by Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA), the bill is designed to improve the living... -
Hasbro Unveils “Steele Trap”
Posted on April 22, 2010 | 1 CommentToday Hasbro unveiled it’s latest children’s board game, Steele Trap. It’s a fun and frolicking political romp that is sure to entertain children ages 8-13 as they learn about the crazy world of United States politics. Steele Trap has the players compete to see who... -
Your Guide To Potential Supreme Court Nominees
Posted on April 17, 2010 | 2 CommentsWith the recent retirement of Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens, speculation has been rampant as to who President Obama will nominate as his successor. Knifework.net has been lucky enough to glean information from insiders in the Obama administration and elsewhere and has prepared a... -
Left Confounded Over Tea Party Coverage
Posted on April 16, 2010 | No CommentsHordes of disgruntled Americans took to the streets yesterday, participating in Tea Party rallies across the nation. The aftermath has left progressives scratching their heads. “I just don’t get it,” mumbled political science professor Jim Hendrickson as he paced around his current place of employment,... -
Everything is Better Auto-tuned
Posted on April 11, 2010 | No CommentsMy internet-fu is sometimes suspect, so I may be late to the party on this one. But if you have not yet seen these videos, you are missing what is quite possibly the most awesome thing on YouTube: Auto-tune the News. I think so, anyway.... -
MSNBC To Air “Obama’s Kenya” Miniseries
Posted on April 8, 2010 | 2 CommentsJust after the announcement of the TLC channel’s new eight-part miniseries called “Sarah Palin’s Alaska”, MSNBC today said it will air a similar series highlighting the wonderful aspects of life in Barack Obama’s home country of Kenya. The twenty-part miniseries will be produced by Michael... -
As If Free Healthcare Was Not Enough, Obama Went Ahead and Achieved World Peace
Posted on April 7, 2010 | No CommentsTicker tape, confetti and balloons irrevocably damaged the environment today as celebratory parades were held around to the world to honor U.S. President and baseball enthusiast Barack Obama. Mr. Obama has succeeded where all other non-deities have failed. He has achieved World Peace. Perhaps the only thing... -
Phil Hare Clarifies Remarks on Constitution
Posted on April 3, 2010 | 1 CommentAfter days of being unfairly battered and maligned about comments he was tricked into saying by racist Tea Party terrorists, Rep. Phil Hare* of Illinois has gone on the offensive, lashing out at his detractors and putting his words back into context. Fast Tube by... -
Guam Jokes!
Posted on April 2, 2010 | 1 CommentIn honor of this shining moment in American exceptionalism: Fast Tube by Casper I bring you some Guam jokes. “Guam never tips, even when on the business end of a Chuck Norris round-house.” “Guam never tips. Sometimes it even ducks out on the bill.” “Guam... -
Barack Obama Conquers America in Quest for OIL!
Posted on March 31, 2010 | 1 CommentCapping off his year long campaign against the United States of America, our great leader has finally seized his prize: America’s vast, untapped oil deposits. As most of his followers rejoice, there remain pockets of resistance. These fringe groups are undeniably made up largely of racists and homophobes.... -
DNC Spends Thousands on Baseball Bats, Slow Cars, Gasoline
Posted on March 30, 2010 | No CommentsMuch ado has been made over the RNC and Michael Steele spending thousands on limos, jets and strip clubs. But little has been said about the DNC’s expenditures. In an ongoing effort to provide grossly unfair and chemically imbalanced coverage, Knifework.net decided to look at the other side’s... -
Vice President Biden in Big F*#%@ing Car Wreck
Posted on March 25, 2010 | 1 CommentVice President and sometimes pretend Sheriff Joe Biden’s motorcade was involved in yet another accident today, bringing the total number of accidents his motorcade has been in to somewhere around 23. 14 people sustained various injuries, though their names were not released as they are liberals...
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