Obama Administration Announces National Service Guidelines

November 16, 2010
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Obama Announces Appointments Of Clinton, Gates, Nat'l Security Team

In response to public interest in the TSA’s latest screening procedures, the Obama Administration has announced that henceforth all adults aged 3 to 31 will spend a year in a new National Service Corps. The announcement came at a joint press conference which featured an “all hands on deck” segment led by  President Barack...

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DNC Unveils New Logo: Party Members Overcome with Excitement

September 16, 2010
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"There's a D - with a circle around it!"

  “There’s a D – with a circle around it!” Yesterday, Democrats across the nation waited breathlessly for the DNC to reveal what was promised to be a revolutionary change – one that would bring about a renewed sense of excitement not felt since the days leading up to the 2008 election.  They would...

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Obama Declares Jihad on Economy

September 3, 2010
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Facing difficulties retaining qualified personnel for his economic team, President Barack Hussein Obama today declared he was taking personal control over all economic decisions emanating from the White House. “As I have stated before, Islam has always been part of America and American Muslims have made extraordinary contributions to our country. However it is...

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Poll: Most Americans Hope Hurricane Earl Slams into Washington DC

August 31, 2010
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Hurrican Earl Slams DC

Anger among average Americans is rearing its ugly head in many ways with a new CBS Poll being the latest example. Based on a sampling of 300,000,000 Americans, 85% answered “YES” when asked if they would like Hurricane Earl to hit the Capitol Building and The White House. Congressional members expressed “shock and dismay”...

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EPA Offers Compromise Regulations on Everything

August 30, 2010
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In what is seen as a compromise with hard-line Republicans in Congress, the EPA has backed away from its plans to regulate all forms of matter.  While still holding true to Obama Administration policy of regulating everything in existence, the agency will promulgate regulations on only certain forms of everything. “Due to Congressional oversight,...

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KNIFEWORK.NET IS HIRING!*

August 12, 2010
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Something witty goes in this space.

Are you a political nerd with a sense of humor that has way too much time on his or her hands and just so happens to be starved for attention and fame and thinks that you might find either writing for this website? Are you literate enough to recognize a run-on sentence when you...

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