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The Case of the Missing Census Letter
Joe Biden Stranded in Haiti
Atkins Nutritionals Wins Bidding War for King Samir Shabazz
Obama awards himself Medal of Courageous Restraint for handling of BP oil spill
MSNBC To Air “Obama’s Kenya” Miniseries
Obama awards himself Medal of Courageous Restraint for handling of BP oil spill
Atkins Nutritionals Wins Bidding War for King Samir Shabazz
Atkins Nutritionals Wins Bidding War for King Samir Shabazz
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Obama Declares Jihad on Economy
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Poll: Most Americans Hope Hurricane Earl Slams into Washington DC
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EPA Offers Compromise Regulations on Everything
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KNIFEWORK.NET IS HIRING!*
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Michelle “Antoinette” Obama Sets Frantic Vacation, Campaign Schedule
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Happy Birthday, Mr. President
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PRESS RELEASE: Obama Administration clears itself of wrongdoing(s)
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EXPOSED: Democrats are the Party of Rapism
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Latest Headlines
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Longest-Serving Senator Vows to Continue His Work
Posted on June 28, 2010 | 1 CommentFollowing his death this morning, Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV) released a statement assuring his constituents that he would continue to work on their behalf from beyond the grave. “Not even the Grim Reaper will keep me from funneling billions in federal tax dollars to my home state,”... -
Ask Amy: The Unadvice
Posted on June 25, 2010 | 2 CommentsDear Amy, I have become increasingly frustrated with my job over the past several months, due to so called ‘emergencies’ constantly interrupting my vacations and golf lessons. In talking with my wife, I discovered that she wrote to you a few weeks ago, and after... -
Ask Amy: The Opinion
Posted on June 10, 2010 | 3 CommentsDear Amy, I’m writing to you on the recommendation of a friend. After doing a little research and discovering you weren’t Jewish, I decided to take her advice. I was ambushed a couple of weeks ago by an evil rabbi who asked me what I... -
Obama Orders Changes To Karate Kid Remake
Posted on June 7, 2010 | 5 CommentsKnifework.net learned today from it’s exclusive Hollywood contacts that President Obama has ordered last minute changes to the remake of the 80′s classic “The Karate Kid”. The original movie features the story of a young boy who through sacrifice, hard work, humility and knowledge overcomes... -
Department Of Justice Files Charges Over Tragic Spill
Posted on June 4, 2010 | No CommentsOn Thursday Attorney General Eric Holder announced that criminal charges will be filed over the tragic spill that occurred 42 days ago in McKinney Texas. Holder and his crack team were lucky enough to be on the scene at Spoon’s Diner when James Friday, age... -
Ask Amy: The Separation
Posted on June 2, 2010 | 9 CommentsDear Amy, My marriage of over 40 years has suddenly fallen apart , and I feel so lost. I just don’t understand how this could have happened. We’ve been going hot and heavy for years now, and by all indications, things were only getting hotter!... -
After Pilgrimage to Gulf Miracles Performed
Posted on May 28, 2010 | No CommentsA journey that was hindered by many setbacks, including golf outings and fundraisers, is finally over today as the one known as The One arrived on the shores of the Gulf of Mexico. Accompanied by his devoted press corp, Barack H. Obama greeted all with... -
Obama awards himself Medal of Courageous Restraint for handling of BP oil spill
Posted on May 28, 2010 | 4 CommentsIn what appears to be a much needed pick-me-up in light of continuously sinking poll numbers, President Obama today awarded himself the first official Medal of Courageous Restraint for his valiant inaction in the face of the catastrophic BP oil spill off the coast of... -
Ask Amy: The Press Secretary
Posted on May 27, 2010 | 5 CommentsDear Amy, I work hard in what can only be described as a thankless job.. or is it thinkless? Well, either way, nobody ever gives me the respect I deserve! Acting as the liaison between POTUS and the media might sound glamorous, but I’m here... -
D.E.A.T.H. Proclaims Operation Spring Awakening “Total Success”
Posted on May 26, 2010 | No CommentsKnifework.net was present today at the Board of Directors meeting for D.E.A.T.H (Dick’s Energy and Arms Trade Holdings) where the results of its recent “Operation Spring Awakening” were discussed. A massive plan involving the use of its chairperson Dick Cheney’s diving and detonation skills, propaganda,... -
Statement by the Embassy of Mexico
Posted on May 26, 2010 | 1 CommentIt is with great pride in the efforts of the Obama Administration to right-size American sovereignty that we at Knifework forward to you our translation of the following memorandum: Statement by the Embassy of Mexico Washington D.C, May 25th, 2010 Regarding the Administration’s decision to... -
Ask Amy: The Retirement
Posted on May 24, 2010 | No CommentsDear Amy, Due to the incompetency of others, I recently lost my job of 30 years and now I don’t know what to do! As Senator, serving others has been my life’s passion. I fear that nothing can possibly compare to the accomplishment one feels... -
Ask Amy: The Dinner Party
Posted on May 20, 2010 | 6 CommentsDear Amy, We held a dinner party recently in honor of some very special guests from Mexico, or as my husband likes to call it: Southern America. Everything went without a hitch, but the guest of honor kept making snide remarks about our home. I...
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