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		<title>US Considers Early Departure From Afghanistan</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2012/03/us-considers-early-withdrawal-afghanistan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Obama administration is discussing whether to reduce American forces in Afghanistan by at least an additional 20,000 troops by 2013, reflecting a growing belief within the White House that the mission there has now reached the point of diminishing returns.]]></description>
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		<title>Iran Denies Christian Pastor Faces Execution For Faith Based Charges</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Under fire from a United Nations Human Rights panel, a top Iranian official claims a Christian pastor insulted Islam but denies he faces execution.]]></description>
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		<title>Man Arrested After Giving Teenager A Tattoo And Alcohol</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MASSACHUSETTS--Police say they charged a man for illegally tattooing a teenager. Cops charged George Doyle with illegal tattooing, assault and providing alcohol to a minor. ]]></description>
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		<title>US Soldier Guns Down Afghan Civilians</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 15:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ A United States Soldier has been accused of an unexplained killing spree that resulted in the deaths of three women, four men and nine children in Afghanistan.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Still Refusing To Release Death Photo</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2011/05/obama-refusing-release-death-photo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 15:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Comrade Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tragedy struck the White House Thursday when Che, the goldfish of President Obama&#8217;s daughter Sasha, was reportedly found floating on its side at the top of it&#8217;s bowl by Secret Service during a routine security sweep. The official story from the White House is that Che perished from an untreated case of Chilodonella.  Dr. Ezekiel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>President Obama Present at Bin Laden Meeting</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2011/05/obama-present-bin-laden/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 21:34:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sources tell Knifework News that President Obama was physically present in the room when he and administration staff watched the SEAL team perform the assault on the compound holding Osama Bin Laden. Staff minimized the risk to the nation having Obama present, saying he was often located in a particular place at a certain point [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bakeries to Change Slice Procedures</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2011/03/bakeries-change-slice-procedures/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 21:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With increased price pressure, bakeries in Illinois have begun shipping lighter and lighter loaves. Some have altered their procedures for slicing loaves of bread, even eliminating the expensive and hazardous slicing procedure altogether. &#8220;The size of loaves has become too small to slice,&#8221; said Hugh G. Grist, production manager at Mercury Food Products, a bakery [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nobel Committee to Strip Obama of Prize</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2011/03/nobel-committee-strip-obama-prize/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 22:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oslo (KW) &#8211; The Nobel Prize Committee of Five has announced that it is requesting the return of the Peace Prize it awarded US President Barack Obama in 2009.  The committee made the rare decision based on what it called &#8220;atrocious and grievous violations&#8221; involved in tournament selections. &#8220;We just thought it showed a poor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dick Blumenthal (D-CT) Correct on a Resume Item</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2011/02/dick-blumenthal-dct-correct-resume-item/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 22:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[U.S. Senator from Connecticut Dick Blumenthal has been found to be correct in citing an item of his work history.]]></description>
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		<title>Implant Allows Volunteers to Speak Directly With God</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/11/implant-volunteers-speak-god/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 19:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Engineers working at the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) have developed specialized implants to allow spiritual communication for those engaged in jihad against the United States and the West.  Sources close to the agency indicate the implants could finally allow us to get inside the heads of enemy forces on the battlefield, helping to [...]]]></description>
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