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		<title>Obama Declares Jihad on Economy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Comrade Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Facing difficulties retaining qualified personnel for his economic team, President Barack Hussein Obama today declared he was taking personal control over all economic decisions emanating from the White House. &#8220;As I have stated before, Islam has always been part of America and American Muslims have...]]></description>
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		<title>Poll: Most Americans Hope Hurricane Earl Slams into Washington DC</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Myers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anger among average Americans is rearing its ugly head in many ways with a new CBS Poll being the latest example. Based on a sampling of 300,000,000 Americans, 85% answered &#8220;YES&#8221; when asked if they would like Hurricane Earl to hit the Capitol Building and...]]></description>
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		<title>EPA Offers Compromise Regulations on Everything</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 12:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In what is seen as a compromise with hard-line Republicans in Congress, the EPA has backed away from its plans to regulate all forms of matter.  While still holding true to Obama Administration policy of regulating everything in existence, the agency will promulgate regulations on...]]></description>
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		<title>KNIFEWORK.NET IS HIRING!*</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 22:59:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you a political nerd with a sense of humor that has way too much time on his or her hands and just so happens to be starved for attention and fame and thinks that you might find either writing for this website? Are you...]]></description>
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		<title>Michelle &#8220;Antoinette&#8221; Obama Sets Frantic Vacation, Campaign Schedule</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 11:47:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Democrats are planning to give First Lady Michelle &#8220;Antoinette&#8221; Obama a plus-sized role in the fall campaign season. After sitting in on a European vacation seminar in Spain, First Lady Michelle &#8220;Antoinette&#8221; Obama will return to America to lead by example in the vital area...]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday, Mr. President</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 23:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Dizzle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On August 5th, 2010, the President of the United States, Barack Obama celebrated his 49th birthday. We think*.  Because Mr. Obama is the leader of the free world, with virtually unlimited resources at his disposal, we were unsure at first of what to get him....]]></description>
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		<title>PRESS RELEASE: Obama Administration clears itself of wrongdoing(s)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Dizzle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE WHITE HOUSE Office of the Press Secretary _________________________________________________ FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Sunday , July 25, 2010, 10:35 pm Obama Administration clears itself of wrongdoing(s) President Obama today announces the results of multiple internal investigations being conducted by the White House. The President is pleased...]]></description>
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		<title>EXPOSED: Democrats are the Party of Rapism</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 17:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Progressive rule has been, by all White House accounts, a resounding success. Despite this, Democrats are bracing for a very unforgiving election this November. How can this be, many in the party are asking themselves. The answer is simple. They just can not shake the...]]></description>
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		<title>Atkins Nutritionals Wins Bidding War for King Samir Shabazz</title>
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		<comments>http://knifework.net/2010/07/atkins-nutritionals-wins-bidding-war-king-samir-shabazz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Comrade Scott</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sara Rue]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Atkins Nutritionals proudly announced today that it has successfully signed King Shamir Shabazz as it&#8217;s new spokesperson, winning the much publicized and very heated bidding war with the South Beach Diet Partnership. Currently serving as the head of the Philadelphia chapter of the New Black...]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Reverses Stance on Illegal Aliens</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/07/obama-reverses-stance-on-illegal-aliens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 00:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Comrade Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a shocking speech this afternoon, President Barack Obama announced that his stance on illegal immigration and the status of non-citizens in this country had reversed and &#8220;that he had no idea what he was thinking before.&#8221; According to his statement the following changes by...]]></description>
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