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		<title>Obama Still Refusing To Release Death Photo</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2011/05/obama-refusing-release-death-photo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 15:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Comrade Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tragedy struck the White House Thursday when Che, the goldfish of President Obama&#8217;s daughter Sasha, was reportedly found floating on its side at the top of it&#8217;s bowl by Secret Service during a routine security sweep. The official story from the White House is that Che perished from an untreated case of Chilodonella.  Dr. Ezekiel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>President Obama Present at Bin Laden Meeting</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2011/05/obama-present-bin-laden/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 21:34:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sources tell Knifework News that President Obama was physically present in the room when he and administration staff watched the SEAL team perform the assault on the compound holding Osama Bin Laden. Staff minimized the risk to the nation having Obama present, saying he was often located in a particular place at a certain point [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bakeries to Change Slice Procedures</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2011/03/bakeries-change-slice-procedures/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 21:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With increased price pressure, bakeries in Illinois have begun shipping lighter and lighter loaves. Some have altered their procedures for slicing loaves of bread, even eliminating the expensive and hazardous slicing procedure altogether. &#8220;The size of loaves has become too small to slice,&#8221; said Hugh G. Grist, production manager at Mercury Food Products, a bakery [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nobel Committee to Strip Obama of Prize</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2011/03/nobel-committee-strip-obama-prize/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 22:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://knifework.net/?p=1439</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oslo (KW) &#8211; The Nobel Prize Committee of Five has announced that it is requesting the return of the Peace Prize it awarded US President Barack Obama in 2009.  The committee made the rare decision based on what it called &#8220;atrocious and grievous violations&#8221; involved in tournament selections. &#8220;We just thought it showed a poor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dick Blumenthal (D-CT) Correct on a Resume Item</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2011/02/dick-blumenthal-dct-correct-resume-item/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 22:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[U.S. Senator from Connecticut Dick Blumenthal has been found to be correct in citing an item of his work history.]]></description>
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		<title>Implant Allows Volunteers to Speak Directly With God</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/11/implant-volunteers-speak-god/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 19:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Engineers working at the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) have developed specialized implants to allow spiritual communication for those engaged in jihad against the United States and the West.  Sources close to the agency indicate the implants could finally allow us to get inside the heads of enemy forces on the battlefield, helping to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Administration Announces National Service Guidelines</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 03:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In response to public interest in the TSA&#8217;s latest screening procedures, the Obama Administration has announced that henceforth all adults aged 3 to 31 will spend a year in a new National Service Corps. The announcement came at a joint press conference which featured an &#8220;all hands on deck&#8221; segment led by  President Barack Obama  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DNC Unveils New Logo: Party Members Overcome with Excitement</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/09/dnc-unveils-logo-party-members-overcome-excitement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 17:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>amclimer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://knifework.net/?p=1395</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[  &#8220;There&#8217;s a D &#8211; with a circle around it!&#8221; Yesterday, Democrats across the nation waited breathlessly for the DNC to reveal what was promised to be a revolutionary change – one that would bring about a renewed sense of excitement not felt since the days leading up to the 2008 election.  They would not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Declares Jihad on Economy</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/09/obama-declares-jihad-economy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Comrade Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Facing difficulties retaining qualified personnel for his economic team, President Barack Hussein Obama today declared he was taking personal control over all economic decisions emanating from the White House. &#8220;As I have stated before, Islam has always been part of America and American Muslims have made extraordinary contributions to our country. However it is my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poll: Most Americans Hope Hurricane Earl Slams into Washington DC</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/08/poll-americans-hope-hurricane-earl-slams-washington-dc/</link>
		<comments>http://knifework.net/2010/08/poll-americans-hope-hurricane-earl-slams-washington-dc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Myers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anger among average Americans is rearing its ugly head in many ways with a new CBS Poll being the latest example. Based on a sampling of 300,000,000 Americans, 85% answered &#8220;YES&#8221; when asked if they would like Hurricane Earl to hit the Capitol Building and The White House. Congressional members expressed “shock and dismay” at [...]]]></description>
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