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		<title>Happy Birthday, Mr. President</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/08/happy-birthday-mr-president/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 23:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Dizzle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On August 5th, 2010, the President of the United States, Barack Obama celebrated his 49th birthday. We think*.  Because Mr. Obama is the leader of the free world, with virtually unlimited resources at his disposal, we were unsure at first of what to get him. Initially, we recalled that the President is a family man. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everything is Better Auto-tuned</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/04/autotuned/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 20:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My internet-fu is sometimes suspect, so I may be late to the party on this one.  But if you have not yet seen these videos, you are missing what is quite possibly the most awesome thing on YouTube: Auto-tune the News.  I think so, anyway. Here are a couple of samples, but I suggest you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guam Jokes!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:27:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Dizzle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[democrats]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honor of this shining moment in American exceptionalism: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsFsn8ekyhw] I bring you some Guam jokes. &#8220;Guam never tips, even when on the business end of a Chuck Norris round-house.&#8221; &#8220;Guam never tips. Sometimes it even ducks out on the bill.&#8221; &#8220;Guam never tips, it just sticks its head into the ocean to hide from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Case of the Missing Census Letter</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/03/the-case-of-the-missing-census-letter/</link>
		<comments>http://knifework.net/2010/03/the-case-of-the-missing-census-letter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:37:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bureaucracy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Census]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Outrage!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://knifework.net/?p=386</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I heard on teh Interwebz that the Census Bureau had sent out letters telling citizens that the Census Bureau would be sending them Census forms.  I got no letter. Do I really need to explain how this made me feel?  The hurt, the embarrassment, the humiliation of not getting a letter?  It was awful. How [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Knifework&#8217;s Official Response to a Blog That Should Have Been Ignoring Him</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/03/knifeworks-official-response-blog-ignoring/</link>
		<comments>http://knifework.net/2010/03/knifeworks-official-response-blog-ignoring/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:50:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I love you]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://knifework.net/?p=379</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A tumultuous firestorm erupted on the interwebs today, seriously altering the lives of 5-6 people.  As I am responsible, I wished to share my thoughts on the matter. First of all, exactly how am I responsible? Well, I touched the match to the powder-keg yesterday with this simple tweet to @badnabes.  An hour and a half later, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When the Right goes Wrong</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/03/when-the-right-goes-wrong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 20:26:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HipHop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things Never to Do With Your Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[White People]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I run the risk of alienating some of my conservative readers with this post, but sometimes the right does something so absolutely monstrous&#8230;so execrable, hideous and downright repugnant&#8230;that I can not allow it to go unchecked. I am speaking, of course, about this video (if you haven&#8217;t yet watched it, I will pause for a moment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Can Never Thank You Enough, Carly Fiorina</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/02/we-can-never-thank-you-enough-carly-fiorina/</link>
		<comments>http://knifework.net/2010/02/we-can-never-thank-you-enough-carly-fiorina/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carly Fiorina]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An anonymous political underling of an unnamed candidate for a certain Senate primary race that shall remain nameless put together a theme song for the Demonsheep (that isn&#8217;t your screams). I liked it.  I added crummy video. Enjoy.  Or don&#8217;t. Die. See if I care. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGiaBQp8mhI]]]></description>
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		<title>Demonsheep is taking over the airwaves</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/02/demonsheep-is-taking-over-the-airwaves/</link>
		<comments>http://knifework.net/2010/02/demonsheep-is-taking-over-the-airwaves/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 01:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://knifework.net/?p=91</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tonight at 9 p.m. pacific your immensely unfriendly neighborhood soul-eater will appear on BigHollywood contributor Larry O&#8217;Conner&#8217;s Internet Radio Show. If you are foolish enough to tune in, you will hear Demonsheep talk about politics and your mom with his demented overlords Leon Wolf, Rick Hornsby, and myself. You can listen to the show here.  May Carly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I am from North Carolina, so I feel obligated.</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/02/i-am-from-north-carolina-so-i-feel-obligated/</link>
		<comments>http://knifework.net/2010/02/i-am-from-north-carolina-so-i-feel-obligated/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 00:40:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shayne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby daddy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Edwards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Silky Pony]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://knifework.net/?p=78</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So there is a rumor going around that John Edwards has proposed to his baby&#8217;s momma. I don&#8217;t particularly like rumors, so I am here to set the story straight.  John Edwards is absolutely-100%-without-a-doubt engaged to Rielle Hunter.  Allow me to provide my concrete evidence below: Consider the source.  The National Enquirer may just be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Fool Hath Summoned the Demonsheep?</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/02/what-fool-hath-summoned-the-demonsheep/</link>
		<comments>http://knifework.net/2010/02/what-fool-hath-summoned-the-demonsheep/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>demonsheep</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carly Fiorina]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greetings, doomed children.  It is I, Demonsheep.  As I proved in my debut, I am willing to do anything for money.  I have recently been hired to blog for this site, and as blogs (along with most everything on the internet) originated from Hell I accepted.]]></description>
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