U.S. Senator from Connecticut Dick Blumenthal has been found to be correct in citing an item of his work history. It turns out that Blumenthal actually is a member of the Senate, as he has been telling reporters since being sworn in last month. Blumenthal has long been rumored to have been accurate on...
On August 5th, 2010, the President of the United States, Barack Obama celebrated his 49th birthday. We think*. Because Mr. Obama is the leader of the free world, with virtually unlimited resources at his disposal, we were unsure at first of what to get him. Initially, we recalled that the President is a family...
My internet-fu is sometimes suspect, so I may be late to the party on this one. But if you have not yet seen these videos, you are missing what is quite possibly the most awesome thing on YouTube: Auto-tune the News. I think so, anyway. Here are a couple of samples, but I suggest...
In honor of this shining moment in American exceptionalism: I bring you some Guam jokes. “Guam never tips, even when on the business end of a Chuck Norris round-house.” “Guam never tips. Sometimes it even ducks out on the bill.” “Guam never tips, it just sticks its head into the ocean to hide...
I heard on teh Interwebz that the Census Bureau had sent out letters telling citizens that the Census Bureau would be sending them Census forms. I got no letter. Do I really need to explain how this made me feel? The hurt, the embarrassment, the humiliation of not getting a letter? It was awful....
A tumultuous firestorm erupted on the interwebs today, seriously altering the lives of 5-6 people. As I am responsible, I wished to share my thoughts on the matter. First of all, exactly how am I responsible? Well, I touched the match to the powder-keg yesterday with this simple tweet to @badnabes. An hour and a half later,...
I run the risk of alienating some of my conservative readers with this post, but sometimes the right does something so absolutely monstrous…so execrable, hideous and downright repugnant…that I can not allow it to go unchecked. I am speaking, of course, about this video (if you haven’t yet watched it, I will pause for a...
An anonymous political underling of an unnamed candidate for a certain Senate primary race that shall remain nameless put together a theme song for the Demonsheep (that isn’t your screams). I liked it. I added crummy video. Enjoy. Or don’t. Die. See if I care.
Tonight at 9 p.m. pacific your immensely unfriendly neighborhood soul-eater will appear on BigHollywood contributor Larry O’Conner’s Internet Radio Show. If you are foolish enough to tune in, you will hear Demonsheep talk about politics and your mom with his demented overlords Leon Wolf, Rick Hornsby, and myself. You can listen to the show here. May...
So there is a rumor going around that John Edwards has proposed to his baby’s momma. I don’t particularly like rumors, so I am here to set the story straight. John Edwards is absolutely-100%-without-a-doubt engaged to Rielle Hunter. Allow me to provide my concrete evidence below: Consider the source. The National Enquirer may just...
Greetings, doomed children. It is I, Demonsheep. As I proved in my debut, I am willing to do anything for money. I have recently been hired to blog for this site, and as blogs (along with most everything on the internet) originated from Hell I accepted.
The left is climaxing over Sarah Palin writing a few crib notes on her hand. They have finally found the evidence they need to convince America that a woman is too stupid to be President. I won’t go so far as to claim that they are stupid, but women do have a lot of...
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