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		<title>Obama Administration Announces National Service Guidelines</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/11/obama-administration-announces-ational-service-guidelines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 03:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In response to public interest in the TSA&#8217;s latest screening procedures, the Obama Administration has announced that henceforth all adults aged 3 to 31 will spend a year in a new National Service Corps. The announcement came at a joint press conference which featured an &#8220;all hands on deck&#8221; segment led by  President Barack Obama  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DNC Unveils New Logo: Party Members Overcome with Excitement</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/09/dnc-unveils-logo-party-members-overcome-excitement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 17:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>amclimer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  &#8220;There&#8217;s a D &#8211; with a circle around it!&#8221; Yesterday, Democrats across the nation waited breathlessly for the DNC to reveal what was promised to be a revolutionary change – one that would bring about a renewed sense of excitement not felt since the days leading up to the 2008 election.  They would not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Declares Jihad on Economy</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/09/obama-declares-jihad-economy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Comrade Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Facing difficulties retaining qualified personnel for his economic team, President Barack Hussein Obama today declared he was taking personal control over all economic decisions emanating from the White House. &#8220;As I have stated before, Islam has always been part of America and American Muslims have made extraordinary contributions to our country. However it is my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poll: Most Americans Hope Hurricane Earl Slams into Washington DC</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/08/poll-americans-hope-hurricane-earl-slams-washington-dc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Myers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anger among average Americans is rearing its ugly head in many ways with a new CBS Poll being the latest example. Based on a sampling of 300,000,000 Americans, 85% answered &#8220;YES&#8221; when asked if they would like Hurricane Earl to hit the Capitol Building and The White House. Congressional members expressed “shock and dismay” at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EPA Offers Compromise Regulations on Everything</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/08/epa-offers-compromise-regulations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 12:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In what is seen as a compromise with hard-line Republicans in Congress, the EPA has backed away from its plans to regulate all forms of matter.  While still holding true to Obama Administration policy of regulating everything in existence, the agency will promulgate regulations on only certain forms of everything. &#8220;Due to Congressional oversight, we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michelle &#8220;Antoinette&#8221; Obama Sets Frantic Vacation, Campaign Schedule</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 11:47:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Democrats are planning to give First Lady Michelle &#8220;Antoinette&#8221; Obama a plus-sized role in the fall campaign season. After sitting in on a European vacation seminar in Spain, First Lady Michelle &#8220;Antoinette&#8221; Obama will return to America to lead by example in the vital area of GOTV &#8211; Gorging On The Vacation. The Obamas have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PRESS RELEASE: Obama Administration clears itself of wrongdoing(s)</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/07/press-release-obama-administration-clears-wrongdoings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Dizzle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE WHITE HOUSE Office of the Press Secretary _________________________________________________ FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Sunday , July 25, 2010, 10:35 pm Obama Administration clears itself of wrongdoing(s) President Obama today announces the results of multiple internal investigations being conducted by the White House. The President is pleased to report that his track record as President remains unblemished, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EXPOSED: Democrats are the Party of Rapism</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/07/exposed-democrats-are-the-party-of-rapism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 17:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Progressive rule has been, by all White House accounts, a resounding success. Despite this, Democrats are bracing for a very unforgiving election this November. How can this be, many in the party are asking themselves. The answer is simple. They just can not shake the stigma that the left is made up predominantly of rapists. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atkins Nutritionals Wins Bidding War for King Samir Shabazz</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/07/atkins-nutritionals-wins-bidding-war-king-samir-shabazz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Comrade Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Atkins Nutritionals proudly announced today that it has successfully signed King Shamir Shabazz as it&#8217;s new spokesperson, winning the much publicized and very heated bidding war with the South Beach Diet Partnership. Currently serving as the head of the Philadelphia chapter of the New Black Panther Party, Shamir is famous for his vehement hatred of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Reverses Stance on Illegal Aliens</title>
		<link>http://knifework.net/2010/07/obama-reverses-stance-on-illegal-aliens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 00:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Comrade Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a shocking speech this afternoon, President Barack Obama announced that his stance on illegal immigration and the status of non-citizens in this country had reversed and &#8220;that he had no idea what he was thinking before.&#8221; According to his statement the following changes by the Federal Government take effect immediately: Formation of a 500,000 [...]]]></description>
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