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Ask Amy: The Unadvice

June 25, 2010
By
Obama

Dear Amy, I have become increasingly frustrated with my job over the past several months, due to so called ‘emergencies’ constantly interrupting my vacations and golf lessons. In talking with my wife, I discovered that she wrote to you a few weeks ago, and after doing so, felt much better about her problems. So...

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Ask Amy: The Opinion

June 10, 2010
By
Helen

Dear Amy, I’m writing to you on the recommendation of a friend. After doing a little research and discovering you weren’t Jewish, I decided to take her advice. I was ambushed a couple of weeks ago by an evil rabbi who asked me what I thought of the Israel / Palestine conflict. I told...

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Ask Amy: The Separation

June 2, 2010
By
GORE

Dear Amy, My marriage of over 40 years has suddenly fallen apart , and I feel so lost. I just don’t understand how this could have happened. We’ve been going hot and heavy for years now, and by all indications, things were only getting hotter! I even had some of my peers assess our...

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Ask Amy: The Press Secretary

May 27, 2010
By
gibbs

Dear Amy, I work hard in what can only be described as a thankless job.. or is it thinkless? Well, either way, nobody ever gives me the respect I deserve! Acting as the liaison between POTUS and the media might sound glamorous, but I’m here to tell you – it stinks! Reporters ask me...

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Ask Amy: The Retirement

May 24, 2010
By
specter

Dear Amy, Due to the incompetency of others, I recently lost my job of 30 years and now I don’t know what to do! As Senator, serving others has been my life’s passion. I fear that nothing can possibly compare to the accomplishment one feels when voting ‘yes’ or ‘no’ on a piece of...

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Ask Amy: The Dinner Party

May 20, 2010
By
Obamas host President Calderon and wife at the second State Dinner

Dear Amy, We held a dinner party recently in honor of some very special guests from Mexico, or as my husband likes to call it: Southern America. Everything went without a hitch, but the guest of honor kept making snide remarks about our home. I tried to ignore these comments, but then my own...

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