Ask Amy Archive

  • Obama

    Ask Amy: The Unadvice

    Dear Amy, I have become increasingly frustrated with my job over the past several months, due to so called ‘emergencies’ constantly interrupting my vacations and golf lessons. In talking with my wife, I discovered that she wrote to you a few weeks ago, and after...

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  • Helen

    Ask Amy: The Opinion

    Dear Amy, I’m writing to you on the recommendation of a friend. After doing a little research and discovering you weren’t Jewish, I decided to take her advice. I was ambushed a couple of weeks ago by an evil rabbi who asked me what I...

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  • GORE

    Ask Amy: The Separation

    Dear Amy, My marriage of over 40 years has suddenly fallen apart , and I feel so lost. I just don’t understand how this could have happened. We’ve been going hot and heavy for years now, and by all indications, things were only getting hotter!...

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  • gibbs

    Ask Amy: The Press Secretary

    Dear Amy, I work hard in what can only be described as a thankless job.. or is it thinkless? Well, either way, nobody ever gives me the respect I deserve! Acting as the liaison between POTUS and the media might sound glamorous, but I’m here...

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  • specter

    Ask Amy: The Retirement

    Dear Amy, Due to the incompetency of others, I recently lost my job of 30 years and now I don’t know what to do! As Senator, serving others has been my life’s passion. I fear that nothing can possibly compare to the accomplishment one feels...

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  • Obamas host President Calderon and wife at the second State Dinner

    Ask Amy: The Dinner Party

    Dear Amy, We held a dinner party recently in honor of some very special guests from Mexico, or as my husband likes to call it: Southern America. Everything went without a hitch, but the guest of honor kept making snide remarks about our home. I...

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