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  • Obama ponders dictionary revisions

    President Obama to Sign Executive Order Regulating Dictionary Industry

    Obama recently announced a new piece of legislation, that will force organizations such as Merriam-Webster and Dictionary.com to comply with strict regulations, as mandated by the federal government.  The bill is expected to go into effect by the end of next week. President Obama held a...

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  • Obama

    Ask Amy: The Unadvice

    Dear Amy, I have become increasingly frustrated with my job over the past several months, due to so called ‘emergencies’ constantly interrupting my vacations and golf lessons. In talking with my wife, I discovered that she wrote to you a few weeks ago, and after...

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  • Helen

    Ask Amy: The Opinion

    Dear Amy, I’m writing to you on the recommendation of a friend. After doing a little research and discovering you weren’t Jewish, I decided to take her advice. I was ambushed a couple of weeks ago by an evil rabbi who asked me what I...

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  • GORE

    Ask Amy: The Separation

    Dear Amy, My marriage of over 40 years has suddenly fallen apart , and I feel so lost. I just don’t understand how this could have happened. We’ve been going hot and heavy for years now, and by all indications, things were only getting hotter!...

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  • gibbs

    Ask Amy: The Press Secretary

    Dear Amy, I work hard in what can only be described as a thankless job.. or is it thinkless? Well, either way, nobody ever gives me the respect I deserve! Acting as the liaison between POTUS and the media might sound glamorous, but I’m here...

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  • specter

    Ask Amy: The Retirement

    Dear Amy, Due to the incompetency of others, I recently lost my job of 30 years and now I don’t know what to do! As Senator, serving others has been my life’s passion. I fear that nothing can possibly compare to the accomplishment one feels...

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  • Obamas host President Calderon and wife at the second State Dinner

    Ask Amy: The Dinner Party

    Dear Amy, We held a dinner party recently in honor of some very special guests from Mexico, or as my husband likes to call it: Southern America. Everything went without a hitch, but the guest of honor kept making snide remarks about our home. I...

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