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DNC Unveils New Logo: Party Members Overcome with Excitement

September 16, 2010
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"There's a D - with a circle around it!"

  “There’s a D – with a circle around it!” Yesterday, Democrats across the nation waited breathlessly for the DNC to reveal what was promised to be a revolutionary change – one that would bring about a renewed sense of excitement not felt since the days leading up to the 2008 election.  They would...

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President Obama to Sign Executive Order Regulating Dictionary Industry

July 1, 2010
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Obama ponders dictionary revisions

Obama recently announced a new piece of legislation, that will force organizations such as Merriam-Webster and Dictionary.com to comply with strict regulations, as mandated by the federal government.  The bill is expected to go into effect by the end of next week. President Obama held a press conference, detailing this new piece of legislation. “It has...

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Ask Amy: The Unadvice

June 25, 2010
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Obama

Dear Amy, I have become increasingly frustrated with my job over the past several months, due to so called ‘emergencies’ constantly interrupting my vacations and golf lessons. In talking with my wife, I discovered that she wrote to you a few weeks ago, and after doing so, felt much better about her problems. So...

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Ask Amy: The Opinion

June 10, 2010
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Helen

Dear Amy, I’m writing to you on the recommendation of a friend. After doing a little research and discovering you weren’t Jewish, I decided to take her advice. I was ambushed a couple of weeks ago by an evil rabbi who asked me what I thought of the Israel / Palestine conflict. I told...

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Ask Amy: The Separation

June 2, 2010
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GORE

Dear Amy, My marriage of over 40 years has suddenly fallen apart , and I feel so lost. I just don’t understand how this could have happened. We’ve been going hot and heavy for years now, and by all indications, things were only getting hotter! I even had some of my peers assess our...

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Ask Amy: The Press Secretary

May 27, 2010
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gibbs

Dear Amy, I work hard in what can only be described as a thankless job.. or is it thinkless? Well, either way, nobody ever gives me the respect I deserve! Acting as the liaison between POTUS and the media might sound glamorous, but I’m here to tell you – it stinks! Reporters ask me...

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Ask Amy: The Retirement

May 24, 2010
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specter

Dear Amy, Due to the incompetency of others, I recently lost my job of 30 years and now I don’t know what to do! As Senator, serving others has been my life’s passion. I fear that nothing can possibly compare to the accomplishment one feels when voting ‘yes’ or ‘no’ on a piece of...

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Ask Amy: The Dinner Party

May 20, 2010
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Obamas host President Calderon and wife at the second State Dinner

Dear Amy, We held a dinner party recently in honor of some very special guests from Mexico, or as my husband likes to call it: Southern America. Everything went without a hitch, but the guest of honor kept making snide remarks about our home. I tried to ignore these comments, but then my own...

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