Poll: Most Americans Hope Hurricane Earl Slams into Washington DC

Anger among average Americans is rearing its ugly head in many ways with a new CBS Poll being the latest example. Based on a sampling of 300,000,000 Americans, 85% answered “YES” when asked if they would like Hurricane Earl to hit the Capitol Building and The White House.

Our art department was too lazy to photoshop in a hurricane. You get the idea, though.

Congressional members expressed “shock and dismay” at the results with Nancy Pelosi saying, “We have to investigate these people.” John McCain called the Poll “a personal insult that demonstrates a disturbing lack of respect from the friends we rule….I mean represent!” President Obama was overheard telling an aid, “Hey I’m not afraid of Earl…bring him on! I’ll kiss…oops, I mean, kick his ass. It’ll be my number one priority!”

Although latest weather models remain inconclusive, it is estimated that the storm may indeed reach much of the East Coast and in some cities authorities are already moving buses to locations where they are guaranteed to be underwater and useless.