Loading ...Are you a political nerd with a sense of humor that has way too much time on his or her hands and just so happens to be starved for attention and fame and thinks that you might find either writing for this website? Are you literate enough to recognize a run-on sentence when you see one?
If the answer to either question is “yes,” slaving away on my website while I take 95% of the credit may just be for you!
All you need to do is apply below. I will provide the space for a sample post, so get your Sharpie out and prepare to ruin your computer screen. It’s kind of like a madlib, but way less fun.
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If you have decided not to destroy your monitor, and instead chose to submit your application via email, congratulations! You are one step closer to a few people on Twitter knowing who you are!
Keep in mind that your submission does not have to be funny to you. It only has to be funny to me. And I reserve the right to openly mock you if your piece is the worst thing I have ever read. Or if I don’t like you. Or if you include a picture of yourself and you look like something that Helen Thomas birthed.
Good luck!
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