Organeaters For America, the undead outreach effort of the Obama regime, has begun tagging its herd for the November elections.
“With the loss of the independent vote, we will need lots of fresh blood,” said OFA spokesperson Andy Dote, referring to the frantic rush of independent voters away from Democrats. “That can only come from the really, really gullible.”
Experts have long noted the similarity between the undead and the semi-conscious voting demographic.
Mortimer St-Croix, Senior Analyst at the Center for Embarrassing Fads and the Public Interest, said “It’s no surprise that young women who attend midnight premieres of films featuring attractive, exotic-looking men promising hope and change and delivering blood, fear, death, and transformation into vicious animals or eternally hungering undead creatures are receptive to the Obama message, even if they’re not quite sure what it is.”
But OFA’s Dote was adamant that there was a clear message. “Brains,” he said. “These young people have lived for years without using theirs, and so will not suffer any harm when we remove them.”
“We plan to continue this effort, raising awareness of issues important to the undead and semi-conscious communities. As the saying goes, when you’ve got them by the organs, their hearts and minds naturally follow.”
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