Phil Hare Clarifies Remarks on Constitution

Has a fallback plan as a Quaker Oatmeal spokesman.

After days of being unfairly battered and maligned about comments he was tricked into saying by racist Tea Party terrorists, Rep. Phil Hare* of Illinois has gone on the offensive, lashing out at his detractors and putting his words back into context.

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“Look,” said a visibly shaken Hare. “I was nervous.  I was surrounded by a handful of angry white people.  I was scared!  I misspoke.  What I meant to say was, ‘I don’t worry about the calories.”

According to the congressman, under this bill he can eat whatever he wants and have his triple bypass surgery paid for by the taxpayers, and that was his main reason for voting in favor of it.  He also said that millions of other Americans can too, and that is almost as important to him.

*In adherence to the unwritten laws of journalism, Knifework.net does not list political affiliations unless they are Republican.

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