Guam Jokes!

April 2, 2010
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In honor of this shining moment in American exceptionalism:

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsFsn8ekyhw]

I bring you some Guam jokes.

“Guam never tips, even when on the business end of a Chuck Norris round-house.”

“Guam never tips. Sometimes it even ducks out on the bill.”

“Guam never tips, it just sticks its head into the ocean to hide from predators.”

“Guam never tips. It was founded by Weebles.”

“Guam never tips because its center of gravity is at THE EARTH’S CORE.”

(Cross-posted at my site.)

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2 Responses to Guam Jokes!

  1. Roll Call of Democrat Dimwits « Cornucopia on April 5, 2010 at 8:59 pm

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