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  • Organeaters For America

    Posted on July 7, 2010 | No Comments
    Organeaters For America, the undead outreach effort of the Obama regime, has begun tagging its herd for the November elections. “With the loss of the independent vote, we will need lots of fresh blood,” said OFA spokesperson Andy Dote, referring to the frantic rush of...

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  • Why Elena Kagan is a great Supreme Court nominee

    Elena Kagan: A Breath of Fresh Air

    Posted on July 1, 2010 | 2 Comments
    In an age where we feel the need to classify everyone and everything, Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan is refreshingly different. Thurgood Marshall was the first black Supreme Court Justice. Clarence Thomas was the second, although he doesn’t really count since he was nominated by...

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  • Obama ponders dictionary revisions

    President Obama to Sign Executive Order Regulating Dictionary Industry

    Posted on July 1, 2010 | No Comments
    Obama recently announced a new piece of legislation, that will force organizations such as Merriam-Webster and Dictionary.com to comply with strict regulations, as mandated by the federal government.  The bill is expected to go into effect by the end of next week. President Obama held a...

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  • Robert Byrd Vows to Serve From Beyond the Grave

    Longest-Serving Senator Vows to Continue His Work

    Posted on June 28, 2010 | 1 Comment
    Following his death this morning, Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV) released a statement assuring his constituents that he would continue to work on their behalf from beyond the grave. “Not even the Grim Reaper will keep me from funneling billions in federal tax dollars to my home state,”...

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  • The old Karate Kid

    Obama Orders Changes To Karate Kid Remake

    Posted on June 7, 2010 | 5 Comments
    Knifework.net learned today from it’s exclusive Hollywood contacts that President Obama has ordered last minute changes to the remake of the 80′s classic “The Karate Kid”. The original movie features the story of a young boy who through sacrifice, hard work, humility and knowledge overcomes...

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  • Eric Holder

    Department Of Justice Files Charges Over Tragic Spill

    Posted on June 4, 2010 | No Comments
    On Thursday Attorney General Eric Holder announced that criminal charges will be filed over the tragic spill that occurred 42 days ago in McKinney Texas.  Holder and his crack team were lucky enough to be on the scene at Spoon’s Diner when James Friday, age...

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  • Obama oil gulf miracles

    After Pilgrimage to Gulf Miracles Performed

    Posted on May 28, 2010 | No Comments
    A journey that was hindered by many setbacks, including golf outings and fundraisers, is finally over today as the one known as The One arrived on the shores of the Gulf of Mexico. Accompanied by his devoted press corp, Barack H. Obama greeted all with...

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