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Obama Still Refusing To Release Death Photo

May 6, 2011
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Tragedy struck the White House Thursday when Che, the goldfish of President Obama’s daughter Sasha, was reportedly found floating on its side at the top of it’s bowl by Secret Service during a routine security sweep. The official story from the White House is that Che perished from an untreated case of Chilodonella.  Dr....

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President Obama Present at Bin Laden Meeting

May 5, 2011
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Sources tell Knifework News that President Obama was physically present in the room when he and administration staff watched the SEAL team perform the assault on the compound holding Osama Bin Laden. Staff minimized the risk to the nation having Obama present, saying he...

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Bakeries to Change Slice Procedures

March 29, 2011
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With increased price pressure, bakeries in Illinois have begun shipping lighter and lighter loaves. Some have altered their procedures for slicing loaves of bread, even eliminating the expensive and hazardous slicing procedure altogether. “The size of loaves has become too small to slice,” said...

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Nobel Committee to Strip Obama of Prize

March 27, 2011
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Oslo (KW) – The Nobel Prize Committee of Five has announced that it is requesting the return of the Peace Prize it awarded US President Barack Obama in 2009. ...

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Dick Blumenthal (D-CT) Correct on a Resume Item

February 9, 2011
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U.S. Senator from Connecticut Dick Blumenthal has been found to be correct in citing an item of his work history. It turns out that Blumenthal actually is a member...

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Implant Allows Volunteers to Speak Directly With God

November 17, 2010
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Skilled Technicians. Higher Ideals.

Engineers working at the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) have developed specialized implants to allow spiritual communication for those engaged in jihad against the United States and the...

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